my addiction

i am addicted to diet coke. it kills my soul when i cannot pour
the orgasmic cancer causing fluids past my bumpy tongue and
deep into a world in which we will call my body. yesterday i drank
an extra large pink lemonade. when i finished. i was not satisfied.
at 2:00am i had another urge for diet coke. i was willing to go out
into the wilderness and risk my life fearing i may be brutally
attacked just so that i could quench my thirst. i stayed home.
i almost died that night... without my precious diet coke.

this blog was too long. i apologize.

hair in my food!

a few months ago i found a hair in my burrito at el torito.
looked kinda "pube-ish". anyway... went there again yesterday.
i took a risk. no hair this time. success.

2 week old watermelon

i ate it. it was still good.

a lesson to remember

inhale love and exhale hate. don't let these bitches have your love.
give them the hate from deep down in your hateful soul.

<3

sometimes i wish i was a midget

i mean... i'm already short, but it'd be amazing to be super short.
i know it's a major plus in the porn industry.

cheers <3