my addiction

i am addicted to diet coke. it kills my soul when i cannot pour
the orgasmic cancer causing fluids past my bumpy tongue and
deep into a world in which we will call my body. yesterday i drank
an extra large pink lemonade. when i finished. i was not satisfied.
at 2:00am i had another urge for diet coke. i was willing to go out
into the wilderness and risk my life fearing i may be brutally
attacked just so that i could quench my thirst. i stayed home.
i almost died that night... without my precious diet coke.

this blog was too long. i apologize.